"I hope you’ll utilize my services again!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

mewtripled:

this happened to me in class on monday

spoopy-aoba-sann:

old blog got deleted! going to try this one last time.

everyone needs a little Aoba to snuggle with every night and I’m the one to provide you with such needs!

DRAMAtical Murder Plushies at your service!

what you will get:
1st Place: 2 Dramatical murder Plushes as to who ever fits your fancy!
2nd place: 1 Dramatical murder plushie as to whoever fits your fancy!

TO ENTER!:(it’s hella weird but I’m not risking getting me blog deleted again!)
All you gotta do to enter is send me an ask saying “DMMD GIVEAWAY” and BAM you’re in!

Rules:
-DO NOT SPAM MY INBOX PLEASE, you can send me an entry once a day, DO NOT clog up my inbox more than it already will be!
-naw you aint gotta be following me, I’m just that nice!
-Reblog if you enter so more people will see it please and thank you!
- I will ship internationally!
-I cant think of anything esle..

ALSO..

-If you are in my Gay DMMD family and you win YOU WILL GET SOMETHING SPECIAL THROWN IN since I love my family. if you want to join my family just ask, everyones welcome. (it was once full so if the original members find this and rejoin I will give them their original spot back.)

Thats it guy, Sorry to run the giveaway so weird but I’m not risking this shit again.
The plushes will look like this
and if you have any question go ahead and send me a message. I will try to get to it asap.

GIVEAWAY WILL END OCTOBER 31st!

ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

assbutt-of-my-dreams:

South Park proves just how fucking simple it is to explain to children what transgender people and transsexual people are.

noizybunnyboy:

蒼葉&蒼葉 | Bunny 
Please do not remove source
WOW OMG YOU GUYS THANK YOU!

I JUST HIT 200 FOLLOWERS! I HAVE A ART-THING IN THE WORKS IN CELEBRATION OF THIS TUMBLR MILESTONE SO PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO IT!

jaclcfrost:

attractive voices

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listening to attractive voices singing or laughing or just simply talking

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netscapeme:

rambeltilx:

birdghost:

videohall:

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

nobody expects the Spanish hamburger

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.